Top Ten Best (well saddest) Pick Up Lines
Number Ten
You’ve won the lottery, out of all the girls here, I picked you.
Number Nine
Fine girl, do you want to clubbing or get a coffee drink
Number Eight
I like my women like I like my peanut butter, chunky
Number Seven
Can I know you? (Seriously, I’m asked this a lot)
Number Six
I’m going to marry you.
Number Five
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you
Number Four Hi, my name is (name), how do you like me so far?
Number Three
Do You Come Here Often? – A classic
Number Two
You have great legs
Number One
I think you’re beautiful
Wow. Those lines are pretty bad! One of the worst I've gotten:
ReplyDeleteHim: Hey girl, are you single?
Me: No.
Him: Is it serious?
Me: ... (there are no words)
Do you really think I'm going to dump my boyfriend because you said hello?? *sigh*